Conversations With Jordan — Breana Stallings Photography

Here are some of the more interesting conversations Jordan has had lately. It's so fun to see him use his 3 year old logic. Gotta love toddlers!

Me: "Jordan, we're going to go night night at 8:15 instead of 8:20."

Jordan: " But I don't wanna go to lay down!"

Me: "I know, but you have to."

Jordan: "How about 8:20?"

Me: "No, I said 8:15."

Jordan: "Aww man..."

(at 8:14)

Jordan: " Mommy, did you say 8:20?"

Me: "No, I said 8:15."

(at 8:15)

Jordan: "It's not even dark yet".

Me: "Check and mate, little boy."

Dad: "We're all a family. That's why we have the same last name, Stallings.

Jordan: "Nooo, my last name is Stallings, not yours!"

Dad: "No, for real Jordy. We are the Stallings family."

Jordan: "But I'm not white."

Dad: O_O

Jordan: "I'm older than three."

Me: "Oh really? How old are you?"

Jordan: "Three."

Grandma: "Jordan, you can have the 2 small balls, and we'll let him have the one big ball."

Jordan: "But I want that ball too!"

Grandma: "But you have two balls and he only has one."

Jordan: "But 2+1=3!"

Grandma: O_O

What's the funniest thing your toddler has ever said to you? Tell me below in the comments.